I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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