the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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