I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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