well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
