Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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