She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Randomize
