About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
there was a trapeze. enough said
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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