So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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