Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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