do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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