If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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