Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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