she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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