"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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