scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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