i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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