Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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