Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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