i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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