Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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