STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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