Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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