he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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