Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you would pick up someone in the library
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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