I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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