Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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