Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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