He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
We have so much sex to catch up on
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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