Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i dont even know how to be here
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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