If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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