porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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