i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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