SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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