whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
3 2 1 whiskey
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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