I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Operation Purity has been aborted
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Randomize
