you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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