the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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