Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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