Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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