We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
