hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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