i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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