Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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