Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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