Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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