i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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