It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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