Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
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