So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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