I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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